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Beloved Leader: May 2007

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Thursday, May 31, 2007


I discovered many blogs on my blog roll post even less than I do...to an unacceptable level. It seems the blog cadre is too meek to weed these out on their own, so I needed to issue a directive. {Sigh} The drawbacks of being a despot, no matter how benevolent.

I am too busy running the greatest country in the world to do a lot of blog skiing, so why do not my readers recommend good blogs to rejuvenate the blog roll? Twenty words or less in comments describing your blog greatness and attraction. If you are a sexy kitten like Michelle Malkin, just send picture.

Went for a Ride Today

Monday, May 21, 2007

I Got It

We are trying out a new blog/graphics cadre, this time a pair from Bratislava who left behind some entanglements in their home country. A caption contest by one of my blogrollees will be a good start.

He suggested the imperial imperialist should have been deployed and all members of his unit issued nametapes with the names "Wales." Almost clever. Why issue nametapes at all? I do not. They are all roughly the same size and have only four or five different family names among them. So when the laundry functionary returns with uniforms, you take what you are issued.

I hope the prince is not allergic to vinalon.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Puppet Fight!

Here, read this...I will wait.

Now look at this. On this day in 1961, tanks led by the murderous puppet-General Pak Chung-hui rolled through the streets of Puppet Town Seoul and launched a coup d'etat against the less-organized Puppets. You would think this would be momentous enough to get a damned line in Wikipedia, no?

I mean my holes-in-one on the golf course are routine enough, but military juntas crushing thousands of our brothers in the South beneath their tanks -- that does not quite happen daily. Well, now the Americans do it.

For all its faults, Wikipedia fills my nights with interesting reading. I must get my scholars working on a real Norkipedia.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Papa So

I have been busier than one-armed man doing manual labor requiring two hands.

What do you think? Close the reactor? Sell the bombs? Hire a new photoshop artist? Some writers would be nice, but those cost. Sure I could enlist some north Koreans to write blogs for me, but you know the kind of excremental prose they produce.

T-Shirts and T-Shirt models! That is what I need! You westerners with your wearing underwear in public fixation. My Father's face should be more widely displayed than that Argentine Gueverra.

Chosungul Superiority

Hanja characters just wear the girls out.