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Beloved Leader: July 2007

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Thursday, July 26, 2007


I hate the Japs

Must have my photo cadre fix this.

So They Say

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Finally shut down that darned reactor at Yongbyon! That thing scared the crap out me, if I may be candid. I am not saying we Koreans suck at technology... we did invent the three-man shovel after all, but I lost a lot of sleep after the Russians left. Our Paki warheads are safely buried at an undisclosed mountain redoubt; I will probably give up the home-builts to the UN Atomheads... damned things probably do not work any way. Not that I have any faith in Pakistani nukes... let them wonder. Now the Damned Japs are splashing glowing green goo all over the place after an earthquake. Way to go, sh!theads! Out of concern for public safety, I have instructed the Border Guards to hose down any incoming Japs and run them past the radiation detector. I like my women hot, but radioactive, no.