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Beloved Leader: May 2006

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Excerpts from the Manual - 7

"Productivity Center" Parolees and Anorexics are excellent subjects for smuggling plastic explosives, as their depleted bodies can accomodate more mass while still appearing normal.

Heh, looks like they got a little careless with the trowel.


I can hardly bear this--Mister Acetaminajad is robbing me of gravitas.

Photo borrowed from the Thong Lady.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Excerpts from the Manual - 6

If you feel you must become romantically involved with your target, wait until your mission is complete.