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Beloved Leader: August 2007

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I Wonder

What does Pit Bull taste like?


Just great. It would be nice to come back to blogging with some great news like The Sanctions are Gone! Or We've found a cure for that annoying rash that pops up once in a while! No, I come back to curse you and the issue from your loins. You know who you are, you offspring of mongrel dogs. You umaektongs who sign me up for US candidate newsletters. Do you do me a favor by this, you think? Will getting cozy with that loser Senator Biden help the Peoples Republic one bit? And this greasy Romney Moron? Mormon? Marmot? Be real. At least no one has signed me up for a Fred Thompson letter; I do not want him to even know I am alive!

I figured out that it is not my web cadre signing this. Cost me three vials of pentathol and one intern to find out. They would not spell my name so badly.