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Uju Sonsu - CosmonautYes, I know have not blogged for quite a while. I was too excited over this that I kept away from the Internets for quite a while -- of course, traveling to the Northeast, that sort of goes without saying. "Can you hear me now?" No, comrade! "Can you hear me now?" *BANG!* You are pissing me off, Comrade!
Anyway, the vehicle made its lift-up and delivered its payload, an astronaut analog, pleasantly downrange. By "analog," I mean the asshole who sank half my foreign capital into Polaroid stocks before they went bust, then had the unwise filial piety to come back to Japan to visit his mother. A bullet was too good for that pyongshin! I treasure the recordings of his screams as he was careening toward the heavens, then the change in pitch when he realized he wasn't going to get a nice relaxing death from suffocation.
His mother and I had something going on, once upon a time. I will have to send her something nice. Have you ideas?
posted by Beloved Leader @ 12:22 PM
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金正“日”（老子）像个太阳（黑太阳）。印假钞、制鸦片、贩军火、试导弹、搞核武，手握这五张王牌，自家的小日子混得悠哉游哉！可苦了北韩人民饥肠辘辘。
金正“男”（长子）酷爱洗桑拿、玩女人、赌钞票、弄电脑，可是不懂“云”计算！
金正“云”（三子）“云”里来雾里去，令全球人民一头雾水。
金正“哲”（次子）大概是哲学书看多了，想玩变性，很娘娘腔。
终于“日”（金二世）钦点“云”为将来的金三世。“日”说：“‘云’计算是全球互联网的新潮流系。将来‘云’可以在全球有所作为。至少凭借‘云’还是能混水摸鱼的！”
我（何健）说：“金二世，请别低估了‘男’，是‘男’人的，为求霸业，弑父弑弟的，既不空前也不绝后。再说您老去见邓笑贫（邓小平）后，还有将军们没跟着陪葬呀！将军们能任由‘云’摆布？！您老的妹夫张成泽是‘男’的亲信。‘男’这些年在澳门与中共关系不错。中共的支持＋张成泽的力挺＋‘男’的年龄优势＝金三世名叫金正‘男’！”[经典]
——摘自《何健语录》，欢迎转载，谢谢支持！
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