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Beloved Leader: Way to SUCK, Hugo!

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Way to SUCK, Hugo!

Pardon my talking the trash, but I can not let my good Socialist Comrade Hugo Chavez live this one down. His team brought a mere bronze medal home -- and this in Taekwondo, where two bronzes award. What is the matter, Hugo, all your athletes are playing baseball in America? And do not give me shit about our medal count. I cannot tell you how many southern puppet-state athletes are really plants from the North. Well, I could tell you then I would have you killed. So what is the point?

The point is I have more gold in my stool than adorns the necks of Venezuelans!

Mmmm... Goldschlager.

2 Comments:

At 10:54 AM, Blogger Joe Verica said...

Word on the street says that Kim is dead.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4692472.ece

BTW, great blog!

 
At 11:40 PM, Anonymous Comrade_Tovarich said...

Comrade Kim,

Sock it to him. Hugo might have oil, but you've got the juche, man!

 

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