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Beloved Leader: December 2005

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Where the Hell/Chosun Can I Find a Mac?

A devoted reader of mine suggested I try this game. Uncle Kim has a Dell smuggled in from Juche sympathizers in California, not a Mac for which this game is designed. Plus, my 26.4 dial-up would take a week to download the game. You want a medal? Design me a game for my PC! We have "Missile Command" on the Atari system in the bunker at Air Force; I have the high score! Our Commodore 64 finally died this year. So much for my M.U.L.E. fix! Boompa-chucka-Boompa-chucka....

Saturday, December 17, 2005

I Approve!

Good Stuff!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Very Funny, Vladimir

After the dastardly Americans and their slimy puppets thwarted my peaceful nuclear aims (heh...let us just say they did), they still refused to cave in onto my demand for light-water reactors. Well, it is getting mighty nippy in the mornings now and have you seen oil prices lately? One would think with all the Arabian Gold our Chinese friends are importing they could pipe some my way...one would think. Well, my Daddy played this game, so I thought I would I would try my hand: When the Sugar Dragon says "No," ask the Sugar Bear. So I got the horn and ringed up my old friend Vlad.

"Light-water reactor? No problem!" he says.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Irresponsible Americans

It is bad enough they rub our noses in their superior technology by letting their children play with things my generals would kill to possess. It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

Darn, I forgot to hat tip. Where did I find this? On somebody's blog roll via mine, but I forget.

Hmm...and the date is upgefukt. For all I am paying for Blogger, you would think they fix that.