Very Funny, Vladimir

After the dastardly Americans and their slimy puppets thwarted my peaceful nuclear aims (heh...let us just say they did), they still refused to cave in onto my demand for light-water reactors. Well, it is getting mighty nippy in the mornings now and have you seen oil prices lately? One would think with all the Arabian Gold our Chinese friends are importing they could pipe some my way...one would think. Well, my Daddy played this game, so I thought I would I would try my hand: When the Sugar Dragon says "No," ask the Sugar Bear. So I got the horn and ringed up my old friend Vlad.

"Light-water reactor? No problem!" he says.