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Beloved Leader: Coed Naked Kangkangsullae

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Coed Naked Kangkangsullae

Something the Service Girls dreamed up for Chusok/Liberation Day. Picture the traditional Korean moondance, only buck-naked, oiled-up, with me in the middle...and 10 lashes to whomever breaks bodily contact. It is good that I have put on weight...more surface area to love!

Forgive me for not blogging much this month; the Overseas Bureau nicked a shipment of Cialis samples while doing some dry work amidst the capitalists. Not that my steely virility needs any help...oh, no! Just doing some recreational (or is it procreational?) experimentation. Think powdered-Cialis-makoli smoothie! I could rejunvenate my whole economy by selling this abroad. One can get over the chalky taste for a quality sexual experience, no?


At 10:31 PM, Blogger comrade_tovarich said...

It only needs a dash of proletarian methedrine to give it the Marxist spice to guarantee sales that would outstrip even the most optimistic 5-year plan. I would also suggest--ahem, nothing personal--putting Che's likeness on the bottles.


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