Hello!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Beloved Leader: Meet General Li

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Meet General Li

4 Comments:

At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Nomad said...

General LI...lol.

But a VW Beetle? I would have expected a Sonata or Equus...

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Beloved Leader said...

What? Those puppet-made ddong-chas? I would sooner drive a Toyota Altima...which is a nice ride for a Jap jalopy.

 
At 1:46 AM, Blogger comrade_tovarich said...

I too have enjoyed the privilege of access to mind-numbing Western imperialist propaganda, naturally solely out of my selfless desire to protect the minds and morals of lesser comrades from the pernicious influence of bourgeouis-clad Daisy Duke and her less-than-selfless-and-surrendering brothers. If you weren't so omniscient, you wouldn't believe how many bags of donated US rice, square meters of tree bark, kilograms of ginseng, and/or squares of edible sod "Dukes of Hazzard" video tapes go for on the Pyongyang black market!

Yet surely the General Ri should be a Hyundai or Daewoo, should it not? For even if it's made by little brother running dogs, they are still our brothers awaiting to be reunited with us by compassionate Communist force.

 
At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Macker said...

What's that chant I kept hearing back when I watched "The Longest Yard?"

KIA!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home