On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.
posted by Beloved Leader @ 7:10 PM
General LI...lol.But a VW Beetle? I would have expected a Sonata or Equus...
What? Those puppet-made ddong-chas? I would sooner drive a Toyota Altima...which is a nice ride for a Jap jalopy.
I too have enjoyed the privilege of access to mind-numbing Western imperialist propaganda, naturally solely out of my selfless desire to protect the minds and morals of lesser comrades from the pernicious influence of bourgeouis-clad Daisy Duke and her less-than-selfless-and-surrendering brothers. If you weren't so omniscient, you wouldn't believe how many bags of donated US rice, square meters of tree bark, kilograms of ginseng, and/or squares of edible sod "Dukes of Hazzard" video tapes go for on the Pyongyang black market!Yet surely the General Ri should be a Hyundai or Daewoo, should it not? For even if it's made by little brother running dogs, they are still our brothers awaiting to be reunited with us by compassionate Communist force.
What's that chant I kept hearing back when I watched "The Longest Yard?"KIA!
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