On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
You Crazy Capitalists
Murder for hire on the internets! I do not need their services (I have my own), but their T-Shirts are pretty neat. Will be nice change from the jumpsuits.
I would like to make use of the service of Hitman.us, but they only take payment in hard currency from credit cards. My NK-won denominated DiscoverJuche credit card is consistently rejected by their filthy capitalist pig site. Can you spot me a little enriched uranium to barter with instead?
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I have a few good men in mind
Dear Beloved Leader,
I would like to make use of the service of Hitman.us, but they only take payment in hard currency from credit cards. My NK-won denominated DiscoverJuche credit card is consistently rejected by their filthy capitalist pig site. Can you spot me a little enriched uranium to barter with instead?
Yours,
Comrade Tovarich
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