Blogging Milestones

Apparently, the blogging custom is to celebrate reaching big, round numbers in site traffic or visits. How meaningful can that be? I have had to reset my counter so many times because my comrades kept running it up that I closed down all internet access in the country. Now I can be satisfied that none of my people are looking over my shoulder. Tonight I hit 5,000 visits, so what am I supposed to do? Build a bronze statue? Make an memorial to them on my sidebar? Oh, please. I had the computer branch of State Security look into these visits and what do they tell me?

#4998 - From toady polyglot blog who wants a ministry post in my administration

#4999 - From Ro Government Cheese - probably looking for a handout from the southern sock puppets to continue studying abroad.

#5000 - suspected retired Yankee air pirate

#5001 - Low-level State Department wienie probably surfing for Jap porn

#5002 - Imperialist 8th Army spies

I am still waiting for 5003. I hope I must not wait all night.