On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.
posted by Beloved Leader @ 10:59 AM
Mercy, Dear Leader, oh mercy! I can offer you some last bits of my blackmarket Lotte ginseng gum, matsutake mushrooms I couldn'[t have smuggled to Japan for hard currency, my family's dog, my last remaining teeth, spare O+ blood platelets, anything you want that was once within my means to possess is yours (as you already made me promise the day I became able to speak)--if only you'll stop crushing my head!
Fine, the dog and the mushrooms...now where did Gino put that sesame oil?
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