Is it about ME yet?

The Yankee news cycle puzzles me. Deposed president "BJ" Clinton gestures like a fishmonger at a Bush clique propagandist and I could have declared war to the music of crickets for all the attention they pay. Remember me? I launched missiles! I defied the do-nothing Ignited Nations and produced atomic weapons for self-defense and who gets all the airplay? A hillbilly sheisster (spelling?), a hairy, smelly midget, and a greasy brown thug who calls Bush a devil, but continues to send sweet, sweet oil to the Great Satan...but none to his socialist brother in the Dem. Peoples Republic!

Oh, do not wag your finger and call me a racist. Some of my best friends are brown.

Korean Word of the Month

Su-bak - Watermelon










She was a good sport.

Amuse Yourselves

I have spent most of a month in the Air Force Bunker with no internet amusement and very little to distract me from the provocative mechanations of the Yankee Pirate missile forces. Last week, I caught Marshal Yi of the Air Defense Bureau engrossed in a small handheld game machine when he was supposed to be drilling his subordinates on defense simulations (on our much overworked Atari desktop). I appropriated the contraband for myself, of course.

Since I have nothing blogworthy not steeped in State secrets, why not have a Caption Contest so popular with you Western bloggers? That should keep you blissfully occupied until your Progressives impeach Bush and install an appeasement-friendly regime. The contest will last until then, or mid-month, whichever comes first.

I have been advised to ping the Outside Beltway Contest, a den of Yankee Neocons, because my progressive lapdogs have no contests worth noting. What would I do without my internet functionary? Not to mention my Photoshop Bureau Chief?