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Beloved Leader: Amuse Yourselves

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Amuse Yourselves

I have spent most of a month in the Air Force Bunker with no internet amusement and very little to distract me from the provocative mechanations of the Yankee Pirate missile forces. Last week, I caught Marshal Yi of the Air Defense Bureau engrossed in a small handheld game machine when he was supposed to be drilling his subordinates on defense simulations (on our much overworked Atari desktop). I appropriated the contraband for myself, of course.

Since I have nothing blogworthy not steeped in State secrets, why not have a Caption Contest so popular with you Western bloggers? That should keep you blissfully occupied until your Progressives impeach Bush and install an appeasement-friendly regime. The contest will last until then, or mid-month, whichever comes first.

I have been advised to ping the Outside Beltway Contest, a den of Yankee Neocons, because my progressive lapdogs have no contests worth noting. What would I do without my internet functionary? Not to mention my Photoshop Bureau Chief?

4 Comments:

At 12:58 AM, Blogger N.B. Goldstein said...

If you think she's great, you should check out the Tomb Raider representative.

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Cowboy Blob said...

So, you can't gather a mushroom crowd, or make a mushroom cloud?

 
At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Marcus Atrocious said...

Most of a month?

UFL is a bitch isn't is comrade?

Toodles.

Marcus

 
At 2:24 AM, Anonymous Marcus Atrocious said...

Shit.

What I meant to say was, "UFL is a bitch isn't IT comrade?"

Fucking Yankee bourbon.

Marcus

 

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