Korean Word of the Quarter

Jima - Skirt.

Ajima - Woman (Coincidence?)

What Does This Mean?

I did not know Khadafi was "the ghey." He did not close his eyes when I kissed him.

Drying Out

Anybody out there? I thought not. Too much going on out there -- Vlad is pretending he is Brezhnev with all the bomber flights...but do you think he would carry out his delusion to its proper end and resume showering the DPRK with oil, funds, technology, and Ukrainian masseuses, just like the old days? Not even a shipment of MiGs! Hello, Putikins! It is your Brother in Marxist Socialism here! Perhaps he is not so interested since I am not so beef cake as he (have you seen the pictures?) ... I am more SPAMcake; a spicy ham slice that all the ajimas adore. Yes, I know SPAM...I only get two bottles of Hennessey through the "pipeline" a month, but the Yankee morons are too dense to mark Hormel Heaven as a luxury item to be embargoed. I can trust you to be quiet on this issue, no?