Grab Them By the Balls

And Their Hearts and Minds Will Follow

I think my Daddy said that. His Birthday is next week.

That is Not a Pony, Darling Child

Santoki

Now that the Speaker Pelosi has taken over as Foreign Minister, does Candy Rice have time to visit me? Must I kidnap some Americans to get any attention around here?

Like my new snowsuit? It just shouts Sexual Prowess! And gets UHF.

They Call ME Evil?