Excerpt from the Manual

A Remedial Lesson

Eat Your Heart Up, Nomad

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Crabby

Those of you restricted to one woman in your life; how do you do it? I spent the night on the couch just thinking about it. That and noticing my little admin functionary has some gray roots.

I am Flattered, I think

My PC functionary was doing some vanity surfing for me today and found something disturbing to me. Two blogs and a Belgian musical group.

Who knew the Hegemon Bush had his own blog?

And he has the gall to call himself the Dear Leader! Here is a pic of him leading his Dears. Babelfish does not handle Texan, but I could manage most of it. Meh.

The other blog was obviously authored by one of his neocon sycophants. Since the archives peter out in mid-2005, I must surmise that Karl Rove had him killed for saying something displeasing to the cabal. I taught him that much I must say.

Shopping for the Little Lady

What are you giggling at, comrade?

Excerpt from the Manual 15

This was more of a homework assignment, a real page-turner.