Excerpts from the Manual - 7

"Productivity Center" Parolees and Anorexics are excellent subjects for smuggling plastic explosives, as their depleted bodies can accomodate more mass while still appearing normal.

Heh, looks like they got a little careless with the trowel.

Ha

I can hardly bear this--Mister Acetaminajad is robbing me of gravitas.

Photo borrowed from the Thong Lady.

Excerpts from the Manual - 6

If you feel you must become romantically involved with your target, wait until your mission is complete.