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The Northern Alliance is where I go for all my capitalist tool droning, ass-sex stories, and Gnat-blogging needs. Now they want you send money to Iraq so they can be free. Freedom is good...it is a lot harder to have a Marxist revolution in a fascist theocracy than a fragile democracy. Free Iraq!

Those capitalist warmongers continue their provocative mechanations and saber-rattling. We will establish countermeasures by promising butt sex with Washingtonienne for donations over US$1000.

For those of you members of the Illiterati, pictured (L - R) is Hindrocket of Powerline, Ana (Wonkette), and yours truly.