Sondralanche!!

Oh, I can feel it in my toes. Before you know it, I will be rubbing elbows with all the blog greats. Dumplings for the masses! Freeze the nuclear research! Release the political prisoners! All I wanted was some attention! Glorious attention!

Hmmm...we do not have traffic jams in the DPRK. I must investigate.

h/t American Dinosaur