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Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Sunday, November 05, 2006


They are either out of bottles or that was a damned long bus trip with no facilities!

Ha! That was a joke.

Beer is the beverage of farmers. I never touch the stuff, but Marshal Hong is a connoisseur of the frothy barley pop. Blindfolded he can discern Chongdo from Kirin, Najin Lite from Kumgang Draft. What a useless talent.

The Axis powers threaten to strangle my cognac pipeline with their sanctions. I laugh as I behold my strategic reserves; my liver will give out before my liquor cabinet does! I just have to cut off my drinking companions. They can drink beer.


At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be more Revolutionarily acceptable were the bags made out of those ubiquitous blue plastic sheets.

At 2:42 PM, Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...




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