You Aint Nothing But a Capitalist Dog
My Caption Contest functionary has been posted to Hwadae to test rocks for radioaction...he only drew 4 readers! I will not declare a winner without a quorum, especially since none of them stirred me to commission a bronze statue in the image of the winner.
Eager to curry favor, and perhaps avoid a similar fate, my Photoshop cadre pointed out a Caption-Photo contest at one of the blogs on my blogroll. We shall give it the Good Old Communist Speed-Battle Try.