DPRK: NUCLEAR Sexual Paradise

New: I have seen this picture banded about in the news and blog sites lately, so I dredge up this post from 2004.11 for your education.

James Joyner at Outside the Beltway links to James Dunnigan who says that south Korea is no longer a sexual paradise. Well, duh! Capitalism ruins everything! See this picture above? All those lights are misguided capitalists out looking for sex. Up North, everybody getting some, no need to be out. The Democratic Peoples Republic has superior culture! Why waste energy chasing poji when political functionary cadre assign you willing and dutiful bunkmate, no? And have you seen the makeup caked up on those money-grubbing prostitutes? No need for that in the paradise which is North Korea; in the dark, they all look like Lucy Liu, am I right?