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Beloved Leader: Springtime

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Springtime



A time when young hearts turn to thoughts of love and duty to the Fatherland.

Our frozen noses warm to the scents of the new season: Kimchi pots buried in the newly thawed ground, farmers hauling their honeypots into the fields, the acrid whiff from a BM-21 launch at the artillery range. Wildflowers return to the slopes of Paekdusan, songbirds flock to my villa windowsill, and Peoples Army vixens start wearing skirts again.

How can I concentrate on my work with all that blooming, chirping, and sashaying going on outside my window?

6 Comments:

At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody visit this web site? I notice nobody ever comments on the entries. How can they shun the Beloved leader.

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Nomad said...

Well, there are at least 2 of us that check this blog out from time to time.

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Beloved Leader said...

That "Team America" spoof had a grain of truth to it. It is lonely at the top of the mountain...at least with the echo, I have someone to talk to.

Thank you for stopping by and commenting. Want to buy some meth? Counterfeit greenbacks, perhaps? Twenty-five chon on the dollar!

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger darcey said...

Make that three - Beloved Leader - please enable you atom feed

 
At 12:19 AM, Blogger Beloved Leader said...

Is that like a breeder reactor? I have people working on it.

 
At 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I visit this site religiously. The Beloved Leader is the greatest man in the universe. His wisdom shall inspire the oppressed masses to throw the yoke of capitalism to the ground and smash it into a million pieces!

World socialist revolution is sort of like anal sex, at first it is terribly painful, with lots of blood and screaming, but after awhile you just apply an ether soaked rag to the nose and mouth... wait, where was I going with this? Never mind. The Beloved Leader is Great!

Marcus

 

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