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Beloved Leader: Crips and Retards

Beloved Leader

On-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Crips and Retards

Oscar Night is a depressing time for me, because I know that right-wing-controlled Hollywood would never showcase any of my movies.

KJ at the Ebb and Flow Institute has performed some research into the Academy's love affair with cripples, retards, and gender-benders.


Foxx wins for Ray. Ray is blind.
Swank wins for Million Dollar Baby. She apparently has some physical affliction, and she boxes. This is pretty much pretending to be a guy. As you will see below, it wasn't her first time.
That explains their lack of interest in my work. For instance, Hero of the August 28 Tractor Factory told the rousing tale of a young patriot who inspired his coworkers to meet and exceed their monthly quota, earning a visit from the Great Leader himself. It had drama, it had romance, it had my Daddy...He did not really participate in the filming--we dressed up a big Russian guy in one of Daddy's suits and only filmed him from the rear (non-goiter side)--you could see his greatness reflected in the eyes of the workers. What acting! It was like Daddy was there himself! But no cripples and retards. So no nomination. Bastards.


At 1:14 AM, Blogger Pile OnĀ® said...

Can I get that on cable, because that sounds riveting.

At 8:06 AM, Blogger Beloved Leader said...

Of course there was riveting...it was a tractor factory!


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