I Made the Big Time

Finally, after I have wowwed the masses countless times with my witty captioning, Outside the Beltway was made me the subject of one of their Caption Contests. I remember this day well...the old ajima kept trying to fix me up with her spinster daughter. They say, take a look at the mother and that is how the woman will appear when she ages. Colonel Min eventually took her behind the barn and beat her with a lead pipe for me.