Knock that chip off your shoulder

You Americans think you are so tough because your marines ran through an ragtag mob of illiterate, koran-thumping chuckleheads like a hot chopstick through tofu. I show you tough! I have raised hundreds of all-female brigades just waiting to Kill a Kapitalist for Kim. These honeys train so hard and close that their menses are synchronized! And I staggered them, so that at any given day, I can draw upon dozens of brigades full of cranky, water-bloated heroes of the Democratic Peoples' Republic just raring to kick over a Bradley!



How about that!



Pilsung, indeed!