How Rumours Get Started

I was doing my aerobic surfing the other afternoon and found some photos of some some bikini-clad minyos. I remarked aloud that something like that was worth "my heatseeking moisture missile." One of my sycophant typists piped in "Beloved Leader, that must be the Largest Missile in the Fatherland's Arsenal!" (Yes, she Capitalizes in her speech.)

From this sprouted the buzz that the Korean Peoples Army is planning to launch a Taepodong ballistic missile! Time for a thumbscrew-and-sodium-pentathol party for the typing pool.