It's 2005!

Not 2006. I lost a week worth of Pulitzer-level genius posting. Oh, well, there is more where that came from.

Okay...I have not written squat this year. I sit in front of CNN and drink myself into a stupor. This tsunami weapon the Americans have engineered is terrifying. They kill a quarter million Muslims with the water, then hand out blankets and water bottles and cholera vectors and before you know it, genocide! I am surprised they did not just explode Krakatoa again. May be that is next. Back to the TV.