It is Getting Cold Here!

Been very busy this weekend. I judged the Annual Mangyongdae Snow Sculpture Festival. I liked the "Chollima Pegasus of Juche" personally, but "Akira Fubuki in Nude Repose" just sang to me, especially after I learned that the team is one of the biggest contributors of foreign capital to my treasury. Yeah, I am a big fan of AF, but do you think my bozos in the Foreign Service could kidnap her for me? I can not even get them to deliver a horse's head to my idiot son without screwing it up.

But all is okay, as you capitalist dogs say. I got my anal tongue massage from Roh Mu-hyun...no not him personally. He is out and about doing my will and sent little Miss Yu to bring me Yuletide happiness. Ho, ho, ho. This Xmas thing is nice. I would initiate it here, but I look fat in red.