tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91434782024-03-14T11:42:30.630+09:00Beloved LeaderOn-the-spot whimsy and wisdom from a Benevolent Despot.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.comBlogger327125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-83314116027072296922011-12-19T12:34:00.003+09:002011-12-19T12:56:56.038+09:00I'm Outta Here, Bitches, For Reals!As I slip into comfortable numbness, I'd like to thank <a href="http://cowboyblob.blogspot.com/">Cowboy Blob</a> for teaching my blog cadre a thing or two about the Internets, blogging, and Photoshop. As a nominal Godless Communist (my Daddy was God-like, right?) I guess I go to my reward thankful for no Hell that some believe.<br /><br />The light has a reddish tinge. Do I smell sulphur...?Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-45299732473752326902009-08-16T10:24:00.001+09:002009-08-16T10:25:53.233+09:00Who's Mickey?<object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/57e_1250289703"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/57e_1250289703" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /><br />Hat tip to The <a href="http://sondrak.com/">Knowledge is Power</a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-41591959406107189762009-07-15T22:39:00.000+09:002009-07-15T22:41:43.733+09:00Got in a Get Well Card<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbZBmWsHxe32fIlrRf3tfZ06PQiJUOkZ_1i43f46fLpeELBrrDyDhi_fIq7pfjvxNRAQxKQ-XmsAbMT27EEr7CqlX9LoKb3hWC6K8aFJ49waXcdDmv08kmnnaBuMgaP5JNm2MIg/s1600-h/shenanigang.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPbZBmWsHxe32fIlrRf3tfZ06PQiJUOkZ_1i43f46fLpeELBrrDyDhi_fIq7pfjvxNRAQxKQ-XmsAbMT27EEr7CqlX9LoKb3hWC6K8aFJ49waXcdDmv08kmnnaBuMgaP5JNm2MIg/s400/shenanigang.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358681260700087394" /></a><br /><div>Where is the Shena-ni River, anyways? </div>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-85681904750708221962009-07-10T16:29:00.000+09:002009-07-10T16:33:22.964+09:00Did I Post This Before?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS0tXQPDb8YJfogMauL8NyWWVOGIZJ9oC1oh7j_XMoTUQp7V05KJq88RzPPzKkAUB1ZZ4sJPMBkkMekSvH_ivs_qxADlvxhCkoUKcLvxhobDH7GWfF9mpAjvvBHHq6WhKZTqzWug/s1600-h/shades.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS0tXQPDb8YJfogMauL8NyWWVOGIZJ9oC1oh7j_XMoTUQp7V05KJq88RzPPzKkAUB1ZZ4sJPMBkkMekSvH_ivs_qxADlvxhCkoUKcLvxhobDH7GWfF9mpAjvvBHHq6WhKZTqzWug/s320/shades.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356730939741715778" border="0" /></a><br />My new blog cadre says not, but she looks familiar.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-6660372313020436732009-07-10T16:10:00.003+09:002009-07-10T16:22:09.935+09:00Long Time<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-P84Q3t-YIg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-P84Q3t-YIg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />All right, people, I am a very busy man, what with accelerating the nuclear program and launching some old ballistic missiles to make the pants squishy in Washington. Here is a clip from the Songun Blog, which I am told on on my side bar. I can not see it from here, so take my word for it. They do good work there, I hear.<br /><br />If only Obama Healthcare could be this good.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-78773959268975462892009-07-09T16:00:00.000+09:002009-07-10T16:27:33.932+09:00Look What I got in the Post<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv0QL_PUhyphenhyphenzsn60V39Fo5fFoGms66ZHqsoTyB1tnT-be9LLs_ZvknxNOHtGNewTJFyefVxSDzmOehMMpctG1RjWbez1LbpClcXa9kEPGt49j4huVOBS_tjcoLZjBizs30BqRSe7A/s1600-h/fragile.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv0QL_PUhyphenhyphenzsn60V39Fo5fFoGms66ZHqsoTyB1tnT-be9LLs_ZvknxNOHtGNewTJFyefVxSDzmOehMMpctG1RjWbez1LbpClcXa9kEPGt49j4huVOBS_tjcoLZjBizs30BqRSe7A/s320/fragile.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356729298089679378" border="0" /></a>Good thing there were air holes.<br /><br />I had to send back three last month.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-86105387116478787192009-04-05T12:22:00.002+09:002009-04-05T12:44:51.052+09:00Korean Word of the Month<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimmcdytd23p9AecuP12dWQ3oJhyLi_k00ERT737c-xaoG5eDq2bVmgaDlQxXHDlhR79VDuNcStklsuTba5V0pTxruNlbhKz8nxUVX9rvF_YZFGx6aY-o4UQ40b_NG5iIEwdj08bQ/s1600-h/musudan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 316px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimmcdytd23p9AecuP12dWQ3oJhyLi_k00ERT737c-xaoG5eDq2bVmgaDlQxXHDlhR79VDuNcStklsuTba5V0pTxruNlbhKz8nxUVX9rvF_YZFGx6aY-o4UQ40b_NG5iIEwdj08bQ/s320/musudan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321042783159763154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Uju Sonsu</span> - Cosmonaut<br /><br />Yes, I know have not blogged for quite a while. I was too excited over this that I kept away from the Internets for quite a while -- of course, traveling to the Northeast, that sort of goes without saying. "Can you hear me now?" No, comrade! "Can you hear me now?" *BANG!* You are pissing me off, Comrade!<br /><br />Anyway, the vehicle made its lift-up and delivered its payload, an astronaut analog, pleasantly downrange. By "analog," I mean the asshole who sank half my foreign capital into Polaroid stocks before they went bust, then had the unwise filial piety to come back to Japan to visit his mother. A bullet was too good for that pyongshin! I treasure the recordings of his screams as he was careening toward the heavens, then the change in pitch when he realized he wasn't going to get a nice relaxing death from suffocation.<br /><br />His mother and I had something going on, once upon a time. I will have to send her something nice. Have you ideas?Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-50719474546955532042009-01-30T09:30:00.003+09:002009-01-30T09:33:49.942+09:00Korean Word of the Month<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3zv9i2JF36rmQpKQ_CfuWit4rgXMd6soo-GQfG4KgwPPd6QFoYpDCmITzw_STWQ4AoeNUjNW-3TunTBONBoT5GOBWYtHmpBT5LhDkEAYr0FYq57bVc6Wjcl0dqBillGUr_ewixg/s1600-h/inspection.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 278px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3zv9i2JF36rmQpKQ_CfuWit4rgXMd6soo-GQfG4KgwPPd6QFoYpDCmITzw_STWQ4AoeNUjNW-3TunTBONBoT5GOBWYtHmpBT5LhDkEAYr0FYq57bVc6Wjcl0dqBillGUr_ewixg/s320/inspection.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296878073988920610" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Aggim Omnun Sarang</span> - A Love with No Holding Back. Sounds romantic, but I cannot afford that. I must leave a little something-something for the girls on the night shift, no?Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-48723105544322316832009-01-30T09:22:00.002+09:002009-01-30T09:24:26.713+09:00I Miss Those Days<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_02vg8dQTCvzCwdNZjr4bXfUO4P6DoHW04__ZJg5nYo_czUXF6wiMN-p1oHHztbl0wfSINwTgBNqfAaUO8C99UWnqmkQsu3bYetgvvD2TOHKuzFyBLFJFCp44Z3JT7PB_xRmPhw/s1600-h/waldo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_02vg8dQTCvzCwdNZjr4bXfUO4P6DoHW04__ZJg5nYo_czUXF6wiMN-p1oHHztbl0wfSINwTgBNqfAaUO8C99UWnqmkQsu3bYetgvvD2TOHKuzFyBLFJFCp44Z3JT7PB_xRmPhw/s400/waldo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296875816607816658" border="0" /></a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-7393881205632534292009-01-30T08:59:00.002+09:002009-01-30T09:12:29.912+09:00Blog Awards?What is a Blog Award? Reader Roboseyo informed me to his <a href="http://www.koreasparkle.com">Korea Sparkle</a>, where somehow I am in the <a href="http://www.koreasparkle.com/2009/01/the-golden-klog-awards-survey-is-up-go-vote/#content">Funniest Blog list</a>. He thinks I am FUNNY? Is that mirth-inducing HOHO FUNNY? Slip-on-the-ice HEHE FUNNY? Or Funny like that Colonel in the 55th Regiment they caught wearing the black rubber underwear?<br /><br />I am listed above these blogs:<br /><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/tuesdaysborrower.blogspot.com/');" href="http://tuesdaysborrower.blogspot.com/">Chubbo Chubbington</a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/dokdoisours.blogspot.com/');" href="http://dokdoisours.blogspot.com/">Dokdo Is Ours</a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.eatyourkimchi.com/');" href="http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/">Eat Your Kimchi </a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/georgegoeskorean.blogspot.com/');" href="http://georgegoeskorean.blogspot.com/">George Goes Korean </a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/igot2shoes.blogspot.com/');" href="http://igot2shoes.blogspot.com/">I Got 2 Shoes </a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/stuffkoreanmomslike.blogspot.com/');" href="http://stuffkoreanmomslike.blogspot.com/">Stuff Korean Moms Like </a><br /><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/whitemaninkorea.blogspot.com/');" href="http://whitemaninkorea.blogspot.com/">A White Man In Korea </a><br /><br />but do not assume the fix is on it. Once we locate a new blogroll cadre, I must have them add these presumably entertaining blogs. That is, unless they are rubber-underwear-funny.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-59995295022853155382008-11-21T07:55:00.001+09:002008-11-21T07:57:26.265+09:00What is that?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJOnqPC9lRXfjGdOo9stslvdaBiYfGmmh9ERhCTj4HaiztjmeFoAVL-aGnTU058DShx1n27uyUZUEbbB3TQGYuZHvxeuFN46VYEIAftp7XMcAh8PbeCef5SZ3lf9KcmVZ4dNQ7OA/s1600-h/radioo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJOnqPC9lRXfjGdOo9stslvdaBiYfGmmh9ERhCTj4HaiztjmeFoAVL-aGnTU058DShx1n27uyUZUEbbB3TQGYuZHvxeuFN46VYEIAftp7XMcAh8PbeCef5SZ3lf9KcmVZ4dNQ7OA/s320/radioo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270877438111712114" border="0" /></a><br />A radio?<br /><br />Is she trying to sell me something?Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-12719217852831175002008-11-21T07:40:00.003+09:002008-11-21T07:58:34.841+09:00Korean Word of the Month<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh9YO9tfi1AwUAuqtw2WKIWRVfHIa7iP0zTyLinNhKtgIusulffA0HhKrXZ3CtbThP5hdX9vFDmIMlt-HNe3JH-LO-pOx_H3m8G_aICCxyh6uj0jGti3AVDG8dyLAB9fEbeDoncw/s1600-h/doctor.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh9YO9tfi1AwUAuqtw2WKIWRVfHIa7iP0zTyLinNhKtgIusulffA0HhKrXZ3CtbThP5hdX9vFDmIMlt-HNe3JH-LO-pOx_H3m8G_aICCxyh6uj0jGti3AVDG8dyLAB9fEbeDoncw/s320/doctor.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270873523199222306" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Kohyorap</span> - High blood pressure.<br /><br />I got checked up this week.<br /><br />I am a finely tuned, highly strung instrument of rulership.<br /><br />You know, like a kayagum. That is like a banjo.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-1639580740727442622008-11-21T07:28:00.003+09:002008-11-21T07:32:06.306+09:00What game is this?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2008/11/205_34570.html"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 316px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9b6gsES2QnuilxlwUrzlFdYam7N0nzjMVs3EF1QgWdMHWU9XCD7e64pbmNWbEbZGRtud54Q5apVT52r8jmQEk6RSJB3bE3_PmlUsQ4SrAksFP0CEKKH5P2FXapWkQnQJ6TAZbzA/s320/skfutureguy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270870395236985474" border="0" /></a> Marshal Kang plays something like, but I can not get it into such games.<br /><br />I like <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Leisure Suit Larry.</span>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-82549320408631012832008-10-08T01:59:00.000+09:002008-10-08T02:00:24.897+09:00Those Hawaiians get Around<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfqxL1ITE3QBZP_Zdmlw2zzaGfnV_Gx8oeeuy5ySLPDqnaWA05oySEtKiSGCt8_azKB6LHy2f-ykbNmix4kgIoqSJZuB9r9xXKdYZ01EaL5HnKZVv5OKUaAGlpJhkyxqNJXODEg/s1600-h/bongbong.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfqxL1ITE3QBZP_Zdmlw2zzaGfnV_Gx8oeeuy5ySLPDqnaWA05oySEtKiSGCt8_azKB6LHy2f-ykbNmix4kgIoqSJZuB9r9xXKdYZ01EaL5HnKZVv5OKUaAGlpJhkyxqNJXODEg/s320/bongbong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254457823176720562" border="0" /></a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-88765178184836859412008-10-05T03:21:00.002+09:002008-10-05T03:28:31.869+09:00Annyong, Bitches!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbE4r34R9OaFGC0COBLOvyKLm5eFp6m9X2EmmeSFwyIHsioWfGgj4x6q_7zy0GHcMc0_OVxYh3Ny91CJogeV3PY-60R9KKpMDQP2j1z1y0b3qAv6jwFKgIClUSnxU0oeT6ipQdkg/s1600-h/dollsinline.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbE4r34R9OaFGC0COBLOvyKLm5eFp6m9X2EmmeSFwyIHsioWfGgj4x6q_7zy0GHcMc0_OVxYh3Ny91CJogeV3PY-60R9KKpMDQP2j1z1y0b3qAv6jwFKgIClUSnxU0oeT6ipQdkg/s400/dollsinline.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253365902185647138" border="0" /></a>What? You thought I was dead?<br /><br />Oh, come now. It will more than a few grams of rat poison to take down the Beloved Leader! Thank O Jin-u's ghost that they could not get their mitts on some of that radioactive stuff from the Russians! I have maintained a low profile mainly to give my rash time to clear up. No, Clearasil did not work.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-52615646114380239092008-08-26T07:27:00.002+09:002008-08-26T07:46:03.799+09:00Way to SUCK, Hugo!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-1tWyXZg2GR_t-f_QNCz5Ykp8lK3PcvHaHeeUr6qOKw1n9_NedPIcdwWZ3O1B5topEkCyRXEcR-Llrm_SgYnnxUaw2qIynilHSE9oNRpzS2cMVc1LtCWQfFRWvd_Le8ZI_OeYJw/s1600-h/medals.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-1tWyXZg2GR_t-f_QNCz5Ykp8lK3PcvHaHeeUr6qOKw1n9_NedPIcdwWZ3O1B5topEkCyRXEcR-Llrm_SgYnnxUaw2qIynilHSE9oNRpzS2cMVc1LtCWQfFRWvd_Le8ZI_OeYJw/s320/medals.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238587167615432866" border="0" /></a>Pardon my talking the trash, but I can not let my good Socialist Comrade Hugo Chavez live this one down. His team brought a mere bronze medal home -- and this in Taekwondo, where two bronzes award. What is the matter, Hugo, all your athletes are playing baseball in America? And do not give me shit about our medal count. I cannot tell you how many southern puppet-state athletes are really plants from the North. Well, I could tell you then I would have you killed. So what is the point?<br /><br />The point is I have more gold in my stool than adorns the necks of Venezuelans!<br /><br />Mmmm... Goldschlager.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-69385178373270607752008-08-26T07:05:00.000+09:002008-08-26T07:07:24.168+09:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVxRJ4lITGRK9jsxVK5UkvTwHw5DFvJTPWPuyq4W2j8igOh2mmOuRESIoq6f1-YENYmgXYD-WX5FqAMp_le_oTgZBHMCP8zgp1WG1D946NZioOrSGb-A8DjEICp4Q5zVUdb4hEmw/s1600-h/stern.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVxRJ4lITGRK9jsxVK5UkvTwHw5DFvJTPWPuyq4W2j8igOh2mmOuRESIoq6f1-YENYmgXYD-WX5FqAMp_le_oTgZBHMCP8zgp1WG1D946NZioOrSGb-A8DjEICp4Q5zVUdb4hEmw/s320/stern.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238580261609204850" border="0" /></a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-9888962105284364972008-08-26T06:48:00.003+09:002008-08-26T06:54:25.191+09:00Overall, Good Haul<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzKt0KMQEBgB3y2Y021dIsJs82oyU2D5wSC2tEUvC2AadbIWJWRt6mxhZWRZ4l4D2IXpWnOFC9LQWQ75hEmN6vab1yzOYMMsHroaVtZMor-vOsG5kxrGOPEnz_QzG1kR6vQD54dA/s1600-h/radio.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzKt0KMQEBgB3y2Y021dIsJs82oyU2D5wSC2tEUvC2AadbIWJWRt6mxhZWRZ4l4D2IXpWnOFC9LQWQ75hEmN6vab1yzOYMMsHroaVtZMor-vOsG5kxrGOPEnz_QzG1kR6vQD54dA/s320/radio.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238576011522847154" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/INF/GL/92A/PRK_T.shtml">Yes, the medals are nice</a>. But the important thing was getting the athletes back! Good work, fellows!Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-46970015077666271922008-08-25T08:06:00.000+09:002008-08-26T08:09:19.698+09:00I have your special noodle, Comrade<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7578231.stm">If this sells well in western diet stores</a>, screw the masses, that is valuable foreign currency!Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-62545411027867493942008-08-09T22:42:00.003+09:002008-08-09T23:08:25.808+09:00So Funny, Reuters<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GgRSjSRfv5jLa1sZZ_TzeUg8Yzn9cMiOB9QDMzsAkE3PmYTdKo-V7fIXPs8ELjXGgr3Gcw5T00NzlXq8-J7OnTkJHX8FM_RM93A2Fl2zhCyDRoaTY1eU349NU8aBUs0xigTyKQ/s1600-h/kim-crop-160.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232513426061000210" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GgRSjSRfv5jLa1sZZ_TzeUg8Yzn9cMiOB9QDMzsAkE3PmYTdKo-V7fIXPs8ELjXGgr3Gcw5T00NzlXq8-J7OnTkJHX8FM_RM93A2Fl2zhCyDRoaTY1eU349NU8aBUs0xigTyKQ/s320/kim-crop-160.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div>I forget to laugh.</div></div><br /><p>This <a href="http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/08/06/that-guy-he-just-cracks-me-up/">moron Basler </a>is ripping off out of my blog archives and probably gets paid for it.</p><p>Does not this clown know <em>nervous laughter</em> when he sees? Some days when I am bored, I string together a monologue off-the-cuff with some random subjects like wicker baskets, years-end production quota, pig manure, and political cadre. The most coherent of these get written up as "On-the-Spot Guidance," while the others are attributed to "Beloved Leader's Humor."</p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhGL6hjPzwqYkaxMOIL_RhB27a3BurrjvK7fK0eSmbzaL6KybmVLWUeaMDLfUpe0Rsygi94HvVVoGyrcs9mr27CK1gJdaplxwEi4zly-9nBo8wDqZL-ed4vBjT6mCBSpJZPEKf4Q/s1600-h/kim-0806-360.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232514883087401970" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhGL6hjPzwqYkaxMOIL_RhB27a3BurrjvK7fK0eSmbzaL6KybmVLWUeaMDLfUpe0Rsygi94HvVVoGyrcs9mr27CK1gJdaplxwEi4zly-9nBo8wDqZL-ed4vBjT6mCBSpJZPEKf4Q/s320/kim-0806-360.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p></p><br /><p>See they all have pen and paper?</p><p>When the Guidance is as convoluted as if Dennis Miller were writing for The Family Guy, I tend to crack up myself, and let the boys in on the joke.</p><p>Dennis Miller and Family Guy are American popular culture icons I have a research team explain to me.</p>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-62869427747309353432008-08-09T08:40:00.000+09:002008-08-09T08:42:48.628+09:00See You in Beijing!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRdjuzGoG1-vQCbULuWEPiXiPfZX3scOt7i3phZ71l3Sv2K1E6o-BoYrg9gB9DMD80PBDFxdPRYryR9HJEwI-X_4Rkg70qEh7WwlK1u1xCRzb_9iy4PCQfrYVxaHW07LkHBpIKfQ/s1600-h/Olympics.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRdjuzGoG1-vQCbULuWEPiXiPfZX3scOt7i3phZ71l3Sv2K1E6o-BoYrg9gB9DMD80PBDFxdPRYryR9HJEwI-X_4Rkg70qEh7WwlK1u1xCRzb_9iy4PCQfrYVxaHW07LkHBpIKfQ/s400/Olympics.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232296294306216050" border="0" /></a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-79814772210125269722008-08-07T05:55:00.000+09:002008-08-08T03:04:36.883+09:00Chink Grabass<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGP_k-CUfNXl1bePPS9US6LuwM9iDpqRLsFK6jVWjTXkV1Z9aS47wr__LDcLo_uDc42sY7AMjwTkHlipdruFhil17T-nRK1BsLfARgc42cY3-g19a2bvnN1W_2kNH-WGdYs0xjkA/s1600-h/Sum+Ting+Wong.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGP_k-CUfNXl1bePPS9US6LuwM9iDpqRLsFK6jVWjTXkV1Z9aS47wr__LDcLo_uDc42sY7AMjwTkHlipdruFhil17T-nRK1BsLfARgc42cY3-g19a2bvnN1W_2kNH-WGdYs0xjkA/s400/Sum+Ting+Wong.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231837306579974322" border="0" /></a>Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-67432685459857286992008-08-04T05:49:00.002+09:002008-08-04T05:58:10.813+09:00I Feel So Dirty Some Times<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvCpJOLYrJOAGigf7wbsWvcJjtIlLNRJaGgMhfvtD7zDVKpnZydDO571YwkW2BkYuZwc0U2AkOVR8A8oGal4RXeqqPC07gOKOKkWBygxYA6_kmxPG7iiv3-VEina-azsnvK1SJSw/s1600-h/mokyok.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvCpJOLYrJOAGigf7wbsWvcJjtIlLNRJaGgMhfvtD7zDVKpnZydDO571YwkW2BkYuZwc0U2AkOVR8A8oGal4RXeqqPC07gOKOKkWBygxYA6_kmxPG7iiv3-VEina-azsnvK1SJSw/s400/mokyok.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230398413493220050" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But I get over it.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-86713304198383124412008-07-08T03:30:00.003+09:002008-07-08T03:34:50.395+09:00The Bodyguards<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSVOcKwHNGU6cX20E_uuDnCVLo426hgS_Q0WTnL_q8OAyla-r1ad3ZPbomjkwCmhBUW9RUGwyMQ-h1MVRNPXPMljh3Kig9s05S8m5Pmgenm3ZxH2kfLNZBrBDSnuF7cfShfydmkg/s1600-h/minyos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSVOcKwHNGU6cX20E_uuDnCVLo426hgS_Q0WTnL_q8OAyla-r1ad3ZPbomjkwCmhBUW9RUGwyMQ-h1MVRNPXPMljh3Kig9s05S8m5Pmgenm3ZxH2kfLNZBrBDSnuF7cfShfydmkg/s320/minyos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220341669239400498" border="0" /></a><br />The hair is back to normal this month.<br /><br />Speaking of month, next week I plan to lock myself in my room. Yes, they are synched.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143478.post-80082341448418323942008-07-07T14:58:00.004+09:002008-07-07T20:37:57.010+09:00Vacation, All I Ever WantedWhat can I tell you about my summer vacation last month? I almost got killed, but a good time was had by all, so the saying goes. I was kicking back and chilling at my remote villa on Mount Paekdu, reflecting on the day to commemorate the 1950 invasion of aggression launched by the imperialist Americans and their southern lapdog puppets. I was reflecting with a bottle of Gaston de Casteljac cognac, three Indonesian gymnasts, and a cassette of bootlegged (is that right?) Barry Manilow concerts.<br /><br />My reverie was interrupted by a panicked phone call from the villa defense command post. Several sentries has failed to check in on time and three security cameras had gone out. What to expect from cheap webcams I can not say, but the trick chief was quiet exercised about it. Results turned out he was right, but tell his widow that. Airborne assault? Assassins? An raid of elite SEAL commandos? Seems it was one "G.I" determined to make his most recent turn to occupy south Korea his last. The after action report declares this barbarian killed an entire platoon of light infantry with his bare hands one at a time and dispatched four watch tower sentries with thrown playing cards. I was incredulous at that last, but they say MythBusters proved that one. This lone juggernaut was halted only by my female Bodyguard Bureau, who had all dyed their hair red this month (Special Red Star Order 6.15 Number 13467). Seems he has a thing for Asian Redheaded Girls... at least that was his story under interrogation.<br /><br />No' torture or pentathol required... I resolved to question this killing machine myself; I could learn a thing or two of the art and science from the intruder who was by now pinned to my shag carpeting by a squad of hard-bodied (B-cup minimum, however) unfreckled Korean Ginger Girls dressed in skimpy white Wilma Deeringesque costumes. (Do not ask me why... I prefer them in the Amazon moon maiden outfits, but they do not always ask me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjejnjHvToRgnJyMPVDeU2qzcQrGDhxWrOu4VN5jZhXsGzcmdXQkY3takgPj3BAxMudunDI4JgpP-rLt3gSLzRjWL5yOuN2G_YtPoeVA4V-qP1iJbiMNl2OKGQoN0Z7b7SijGEZeA/s1600-h/6-25.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjejnjHvToRgnJyMPVDeU2qzcQrGDhxWrOu4VN5jZhXsGzcmdXQkY3takgPj3BAxMudunDI4JgpP-rLt3gSLzRjWL5yOuN2G_YtPoeVA4V-qP1iJbiMNl2OKGQoN0Z7b7SijGEZeA/s320/6-25.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220147936325120690" border="0" /></a>I did not expect to break him so easily, but I fancy myself a persuasive intelligence; plus I noted his eyes shifted between my bodyguard and the beer cooler beneath the giant picture of my Departed Daddy. After a short dozen droughts of assorted barley pop from the furthest reaches of the world, he began pouring out his life's story. I offered the finest of Korean cuisine, but he insisted on a burger from my gourmet chef. I must admit to have met a fine character. It would have been a shame to "terminate" or imprison him. He made it a moot point -- after regaling me with an incredulous tale to match the interestingly titled batch of Kiltlifter Scottish ale we tried great frothy mugsful at a time (this man really should blog!) , he kicked my prized lava lamp into the fireplace, creating a flash fire and pall of smoke. My bodyguard must have shamefully been grooving on or pacified by this beast, because they were slow to shield me with their bodies... and completely missed this character acrobatically cartwheeling through the open window with a prized bottle of VSOP in one hand and a rapidly emptying Skorpion machine-pistol in the other. Shit. My anal sphincter inhaled a swatch of rich Corinthian leather from my couch before it was all over. I am too old for this.<br /><br />If this character shows up anywhere in south Korea again, I am farging nuking the place, so help me Daddy.Beloved Leaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613174629925226606noreply@blogger.com0