Get Out of Korea!
Hat tip to Seoul Man
So it was written for foreigners. We can do better! Can you?
Which describes your Korean Girl situation?
A. Mothers bring their pubescent daughters to you to sire children and receive extra rations.
B. Mothers introduce their daughters to you.
C. Daughters date you on the sly from their disapproving parents.
D. Girls are US$20 or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
E. Girls are US$100; double if the fleet is in.
F. Korean Girls cannot be had; they import whores from underdeveloped countries now.
G. Prostitution is illegal. That fat Alabama chick (with the mustache) is starting to look good.